Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Not sure is sarcastism or dark humor

She said: ‘Honey, do you miss me?’
He said: ‘I can’t start missing you unless you leave! If you want me to miss you, please leave .’

Birthday is not worth celebrating. Cuz, as long as you didn’t die in last 365 days, you will reach today. Also, one year older you are, it means one year you are closer to your death.

She said: ‘Honey, wait, I’ve not done with my make up yet.’
He said: ‘I don’t understand why women after cleaned their faces, would then put dirt back on again.’

If ‘getting married’ is equal to ‘tomb of love’, then married couples are zombies. We are all living in cemeteries and still paying for them. Marriage certificates are death certificates. Wedding planning is funeral planning. Don’t wonder kids are called child from hell! And ,divorces are reborn!

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